Bring a little mischievous holiday attitude to the kitchen with this cheeky, lightweight tea towel. The bold, cheek-raising design — a green, mittened hand giving the middle finger with a playful “Merry F*cking Christmas” message — reads like a wink from the person who loves holiday chaos and loud laughs. Hang it on the oven, drape it over a handle, or fold it into a holiday hostess basket to add personality and a touch of irreverence to seasonal gatherings. The print pops on a neutral background so it stands out without shouting, and the tea towel’s slim profile makes it easy to store or display between rounds of cookies and cocktails.

Product features
- Hemmed edges for added durability
- Two material options: cotton twill (absorbent) or polyester (stretchy, durable)
- Vibrant, crisp one-sided print using DTG for cotton or sublimation for polyester
- Lightweight single size: 18" × 30" (45.72cm × 76.2cm)
- One-sided design with bright color reproduction

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, mild detergent 
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat